Thursday, June 15, 2006

On Work

I work with a bunch of Jamaicans. Here are some “tings” they will say, and I have no clue what they are talking about.

1.“Criiis, where next glove!” = Chris, have you seen my other glove?
2.“Criiis, dumppen ‘n de middle” = Chris, please dump this bag of spice through the middle hatch of the mixer.
3.“Ohhhhhhnoo… I’m ‘ungry tooday Criiis” = Oh no, I am feeling hungry currently, but will be full after break.
4.“Criiss bruddah” = Hello Chris
5.“Criiis, getta next bag fruum Brender” = Chris, I need another bag from Brenda.
6.I ‘eard like-it tooouching… Tiiim!” = I hear a sound from the blender as though the blade is rubbing against the side. Better get Tim.

At any rate, they are a good deal of fun. (and confusion).

- C.D. Clements


Patrick Sutherland said...

Brush da teef. Your post was of the most excellent quality. I find it funny and very typical Chris

Well Done. Gold star.

Patman the Pat

Patrick Sutherland said...

Ah Chris. I have found many an exciting developments in Morrowind. HAve you ever used the spells 'Mark' and 'Recall'? They are amazing they let you mark a location and recall to it at any time.

ALso I bought somthing called the 'hoptoad' ring. Wow. it adds 20 points to your jump so if I need to say jump a mountain I can almost do it.

I also have this axe that kills almost any of your average creatures in one blow. its pretty sweet.

Anyways thats all the excitement I have

Patman the Pat