
Sunday, June 27, 2010
On worth while things.

Monday, April 05, 2010
On Being Reformed
Also, I just spent the past 30 minutes reading about our different positions on various issues. Not convinced? I don't believe you.

Sunday, April 04, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
On Phish & the Olymipcs | Reposed from Phish.net
Ocelot was played during trials for the ski jump on 12/26/09.
First Tube was used in the bump to a commercial about the upcoming bobsled competition on 2/20/10.
Tweezer Reprise (a good 3 minutes worth!) was the background music for the Ono speedskating segment late on 2/20/10.
Kill Devil Falls (the version from Joy) was played over the PA at the Canada vs. USA men's hockey game 2/21/10, with about 15 seconds left in the first period. They played about 20 seconds of the chorus before the puck was dropped again.
Axilla (Part II) (from Hoist) was played with about 8 minutes left in the second period at the same game.
On another note loosely related to the Olympics; Skate skis are the new Downhill skis. Maximum fun + no lift ticket. Snow is becoming plentiful up Uxbridge way.

Thursday, February 11, 2010
An appeal to competitors
During time wasting activities over the past few years, I have defaulted to one game in particular: X Moto. Found natively in Linux, it is also available for Windows, Mac, and a few other OS's. A first impression might lead you to believe X Moto is mostly a nerdy game, but recent events in the Tyndale Maintenance office have confirmed what I have always suspected: X Moto has the potential of a cult hit.
Walk through on how to get X Moto running on your computer:
A) Download latest version at http://xmoto.tuxfamily.org/
B) Install the game. Be sure to:
Enable web access [Options tab > WWW tab > Enable WWW access]
Click “Check WWW” at the bottom of the page.
Allow to download high scores, new levels
C) Play the game. You can select level various difficulties with the "difficulty stars" and the “Quick Start” feature on the main page. Or play through a map pack in the Levels tab.
D) Go back to http://xmoto.tuxfamily.org/ and register your username.
Note the links bar on the main page
Select the “Log In” link
Create a new player account
Enter in your profile name from the game (case sensitive), give an email & password.
E) Synchronize your game account to your web account
Options tab > WWW tab > enter your password
Then, Options tab > Database tab > select the Synchronize button
F) Find the Tyndale “room” and share your high scores & level replays.
On the Web:
Log in
Select the Private Rooms link
Find Tyndale in the pull down menu
Enter your profile name
Enter the room's password (which is “tyndale”. Note the small case “t”)
Select Change of Room
In Game:
Options tab > Reference Room tab > Update Room Button > Tyndale (type into the filter)
Select the room
Be sure to upload your high scores (button on right of screen)
This may seem complicated, but worthwhile. See if you can beat Nathan's score on “Toxic Waste.”
Enjoy!
-C.D. Clements
Saturday, January 23, 2010
On Snow
With all the time I've spend not skiing, I've found time to replace the bearings & grease in my bicycle hubs. It is not every year your bike is entitled to a mid-winter tune up.
Perhaps next Christmas I'll ask for a sombrero & beach umbrella.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Update
I also listened in on The Current today, which sought to connect the newly revised bill to American evangelicals. As the program closed, it did not seem like Anna Maria Tremonti was happy the the position either of her guests took.
Links:
Uganda Bill as reported by the CBC.
Commentary on American evangelical involvement, from The Current.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
On funny news briefings
I couldn't find this story online; but neither did I search thoroughly.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
On Hipsters & Haters
A) Derek Webb's most recent: a clever twist from what he normally releases. I feel like a real hipster listening to all these drum & bass inspired tracks. It also has a controversial track only available online! (Great marketing ploy?) Regardless, put on your coolest Kensington market purchases, and enjoy Webb's new electric edge.B) This site is very funny. A rare look through the eyes of an individual who doesn't like Phish. (Is that even possible?) I'll concede a few points this fellow makes; but only to say they are endearing "flaws". Mind the language if it bothers you.

Monday, November 30, 2009
On meeting with mentors
The other day I met with an old mentor of mine to re-connect. He expressed during our time together that he needs Jesus, and did so in a very sincere manner. Needing Jesus is something I often express in keeping with proper theology, or view as a well-timed phrase used to create atmosphere in church services. While neither is really a problem in my view, I want to express that it is very refreshing to “re-discover” needing Jesus in my own life. Working with God is much better than working by one’s self.
-C.D. Clements
*Special note: all graphics considered for this post were too cheesy; I trust those who like pictures within a blog post will understand.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
On wise comments
I often enjoy the comments section of an online media piece, more than the article/clip/picture... etc. People take the liberty to write all sorts of crap, and are generally very serious about it. Then someone else feels a former comment is wrong in a very grievous way; and so on. With regard to this matter, my friend James used to joke that he could not sleep when someone on the internet was wrong and didn't know it. Along these same lines, I came across one of the greatest posts I have read yet. People love to argue for their operating system, and I spotted this on a review of the new Ubuntu Linux; someone posted:StereotypeGuy
October 29, 2009 7:29pmOkay, I'll post everyone's comments for them:
Windows fanboys: "Yeah, but can you play games on it? Who uses Linux anyway? Windows 7 is so much better at the end of the day... I mean, everyone uses Windows anyway, so why do Linux users have this compulsive need to be different and feel superior? Call me when it gets Office 2007"
Mac fanboys: "Yeah, whatever. I don't have time between trips to Ikea to learn how to use Linux. I just want something easy, simple, beautiful, and that never crashes or gets viruses and never crashes or gets viruses and never crashes or gets viruses. Plus, I don't think you can put iTunes on it, can you? Hey, wanna see my new iPhone app?"
Linux fanboys: "Well this is another blow to Microsoft and Apple OSs. When will people finally realize that open source is the future? Have fun, Winblows and Crapple owners with your bloated, slow 7 and Snow Leopard. Have fun getting viruses and paying $5,000 just to upgrade your OSX desktop. I'm laughing at you all because I'm simply better than you."
Anyway... "trips to Ikea" hehe.
-C.D. Clements
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Hitler: MGMT vs. Bowie
Thursday, September 10, 2009
On making mature life choices.
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In a former post I lamented being at camp. Just now I lamented being back in the real world* of two part-time jobs, and little to do in the evenings. I think some prophetic figure (Morpheus) once said: "Fate, it seems, is not without its sense of irony"
*Clever allusion!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
On Fearing the Lord
A "hole" is a particular movement of water, which is generally found when fast moving water encounters a deeper section of a river. The effect of this meeting in the river is sort of "folding over" of the river on itself. This force creates a current which is constantly being driven to the river bed, and then circling back in on itself.
On a recent out-trip, I found myself accidentally caught in an eddy, which forced my canoe on to a hole, which then capsized me. While this particular hole was relatively small, the hydraulics caught me in an underwater swirl for [only] about 10 seconds.
After settling down, and making careful note of my error, so as to not repeat it, I was thinking about my experience, and how it parallels my understanding of the Fear of God.
The Fear of God is a very real thing; if God appeared to me suddenly, I expect I would become genuinely afraid. However, our relationship with God is not exclusively on these terms; there is also a mix of respect & honour. Even, there is an element in our relationship with God of enjoyment (as stated in my church's catechism).
While I appreciate that metaphors will break down under scrutiny, I am feeling these days like our relationship with God, and our fear of him, is something like canoing on moving water. While I find the rapids to be majestic, and certainly enjoyable, only a fool would approach moving water without deep respect... or even fear for what the rushing river is capable of.
As we relate with God, we discover him to be majestic, delighting, and commanding of our respect. However, not wanting to be foolish, we are fearful as we come to appreciate reality of who he is.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
On Northern Bushmen

With an apparent guise of being caring, he began asking bizarre questions, trying to get one of us in his boat so he could show us the site he had in mind, wanting to inspect our equipment, and wanting to know about our abilities to communicate with the outside world.
Since we could not pleasantly break off the conversation, we paddled away, only to observe him get in his boat to follow us.
Eventually we shook him by telling him we were going to stay on a particular “site” for the night and agreeing to go fishing with him. While he went to get his “fishing stuff” we paddled our faces off and got away.
The LIT's decided that the man reminded them of Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy. I would say I agree.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Support

For the past four summers, Nyssa and I have been volunteering with Pioneer Camp's leadership training program. The L.I.T. (Leaders in Training) program is for 16 & 17 year old who are looking at being councilors in the camp, and who want to develop as leaders and maturing Christian as they return home.
The LIT program runs in month long sessions, and builds into the teens through intentional teaching, discipleship, growth experiences, and staff & peer relationships. I have seen many teens be significantly transformed as they move through the program; moving toward deeper discipleship in Christ. Nyssa and I both agree that seeing this process in youth's lives year after is is what makes LIT important to us, and what keeps drawing us back.
This summer Nyssa and I are raising support to cover rent in Toronto while we are up at camp. If you are interested in helping us out with this, there are a few ways which donations can be processed, the most direct can be used via this link. You may also browse through pioneercamp.ca by following the links: Support Us -> Financial Support -> Staff Summer Missions -> Donate Online -> Chris Clements.
Nyssa and I hope to be in personal contact with all who support us. If you are sending support, but we have not talked face to face, please drop us a line so we may do so!
Thanks everybody,
Chris & Nyssa Clements.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
On White Noise
I remember that my former room-mate Al had tried to use an inverted noise program to cancel unwanted after-hours hallway commotion. I also recall that this did not work as planned. However, building on this inspiration, I have found a website which hosts a variety of white noise tracks from University of Utah. (accessible via this link)
Below is is a screenshot of these tracks in action:

My favorite is Harsha_Rao.mp3
Enjoy!
Monday, June 01, 2009
A glimpse into Real Life.
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts don't stain the furniture
Facts go out and slam the door
Facts are written all over your face
Facts continue to change their shape"
Writing a Sermon: 0
Friday, May 22, 2009
On Studying the Bible
A) A seal-like bird yelling "Salut"
B) A snake holding a grenade, a clock, and an arrow.
C) A tent and a tree with the word "Christmas" arching over both.
D) A pig, under a tree, under a cloud, which contains the word "cbad".
E) A spider, in a cup, collecting a bunch of small circles.
I would say it was an average study.


